Celní úřad pro hlavní město Prahu

Thieves!

The pre-Christmas cleaning is over. Unfortunately, the last phase forced us to move a few gifts and it had to be done secretly. It was fine, the little one was looking at fairy tales next door and didn't notice the surroundings, so my wife and I could play in the kitchen and prepare everything. I must mention here that we are still new parents, Viki has been four years old, but every Christmas is completely different, as she perceives them more and more, as well as everything around, so we should have been more careful. She suddenly appeared in the kitchen. We both immediately became alert. That was the first mistake. Parents who line up in front of their children, as in a raid check, are ALWAYS suspicious. "What are you doing here?" Viki asked. At first she didn't care much. "Nothing." I blurted out. She was beginning to care. How parents do NOTHING is very suspicious. She narrowed her eyes suspiciously: "You're basting chocolate here!" she accused us. Still alert, clamping the head. "Where would we take her?" added mom. "You don't happen to have ..." she craned her neck "... a cake, don't you?" Again, a synchronized shaking of the head and a slight retreat, because I held the gift in my hands behind my back and she could see it. "Show me your hand." her daughter suddenly pointed at me. So the first interesting finding in new parenthood is that the fear of revealing a gift is exactly the same as the fear that they will find more than a small amount of narcotics in you and you will end up in the end of your life behind a catheter. Or worse. Not that I knew the difference personally. I grabbed the gift in one hand and slowly pushed the right hand forward. At the same time, I wondered where the hell the borders of Schengen came from? We are in Prague, who would expect border checks here? But in front of us stood a tiny customs officer and we wanted everything. "The other one!" Viki ordered uncompromisingly. I handed over the gift and showed her the other hand. She folded her arms across her chest, then her eyes lit up. "And now both!" My partner saved my life, Katya held a present and I could show both hands. We were standing right next to each other, so she didn't notice anything. I was sweating. She started walking in front of us and we turned to always be facing her. I don't know how long we would have had to rehearse such a scene if it didn't really happen. "That's weird to me!" Viki crossed the kitchen, threatening with her finger. "You're forging something here." Very smart little girl. Too clever little girl. It won't be after me, otherwise I wouldn't be standing here in front of my own child like a moron with contraband. "Go watch fairy tales, Viki." Mom said kindly. "You're forging something here!" Viki repeated. "And now both hands forward!" she chuckled as she began to enjoy the game. Katya took my present so I could show my hands again. Suddenly my wife showed her hands. I blinked in shock and waited for something to fall to the ground. It didn't fall. Viki examined our paws intently, even turning them on both sides, sniffing at me until she turned unhappily: "But I still know you're forging something here." Mom pulled a baby spoon with frogs from somewhere. "You're right, you exposed us." Viki took the spoon and studied it incomprehensibly. "What? Why are you hiding this?" "Because it's fun." mom smiled. Viki pursed her lips and said, "That's not it. What's so funny about that?" "Go watch fairy tales, Viki, then we'll cut out the stars." said mom. "So yeah." the child resigned, then finally the one-meter Border Guard lost interest and let us go. We exhaled lightly. That was a fous. "God, how did you do that? You're a witch!" I stared at my wife. "That was nothing." she muttered carelessly and fished out a present from the back of her panties. It occurred to me that if Viki made us turn around, she would find that her mother had incredibly angular hemorrhoids in a terribly advanced stage. So that's not how I imagined life. If I had known, I wouldn't have come here! The whole childhood, when a person is performing tricks, is also shaking with fear that his parents will not catch him. Then you will grow up, grow up, have a child, become a parent ... AND BUT IT IS BUT THE SAME!

according to tracking information, the customs detaines packages from China and eventually sends more than one to you at once. This is not the Christmas period when it is clear that they have more. That you then expect another two to three months from physical delivery at customs is probably irrelevant.