Tank ONO, Ltd.

Ok

Best prices!

Super

Super

Super

Very good coffee and nice night staff.

I have a question about this fuel station: Does it still have E85 for sale? Thank you in advance! Tam je E85? Ano nebo ne? Dekuji!

Ah...Tank ONO. To those who wish to fuel their Chechen (is it Chechen?) vehicles with Chechen fuel with which they will traverse Chechen roads, I say Tank O Yes! While I’ve never been to Czechia, I found myself sitting in my recliner a world away, perplexed by a simple conundrum: Are there fuel stations in Czechia? Frankly, until I looked on a map, I didn’t even know this country was called Czechia. I thought there were about 10 more letters and some back-of-the-throat pronunciation in the name. I digress. It does seem that there are, in fact, fuel stations in Czechia. And if one is to utilize the services of a fuel station in Czechia, Tank ONO seems like a Tank UNO to me! Most assuredly, Tank ONO provides the highest quality fuels in the whole of Czechia. I hear they even sell Czechia Mix, the most sought-after trail mix in all of Central Europe (this has not been independently verified by this reviewer). Chechen (again, not sure if “Chechen” is right) fuel is nothing special USUALLY. Tank ONO takes the mundane act of filling your vehicle with petrol or diesel and turns it into a magical experience. I imagine with all of the castles around Czechia, there were once dragons that would fill your tank for you. This may not be the case anymore due to strict dragon union labor policies that have plagued Central European economies for centuries. All in all, Tank ONO has everything you need if all you need is fuel in Czechia (did a little research just now...seems like this country is formally known as the Czech Republic...nice branding move going to Czechia. Very modern and succinct.) The next time you’re in Czechia, make sure to visit Tank ONO where you’ll always be greeted with an O YES (likely not in English).