Kleopatřiny lázně v Poděbradech s.r.o.

I also WRITE HERE, THE SPA IS ALWAYS MANAGED HERE UNDER 3 DIFFERENT NAMES, I recommend going through all the reviews. The rooms here are humorously named, our Jaromír seemed perfect to us from the beginning, equipment including TV, wifi, kitchen (but without cutlery and plates). We later found out that a lot of things kept the password in it. The shelves next to the beds were screwed according to the appearance of the dowels about 10 times, one of them fell on us. The grate kept falling from the bed on one side, the blankets were very thin. Toilet paper was not refilled during the stay (3 days), towels were not changed. There can be dogs here, which I can't appreciate positively, because next to us lived an older couple with a puppy, which was constantly alone in the room and barked and howled, which we definitely did not find suitable when relaxing in the spa. Breakfast was delicious, the selection was good, but we were a little nervous about a gentleman dressed in a sweatshirt who stood behind us during breakfast. The beer bath was quite cold for February, it is also necessary to find out in advance that this is not a bath in beer, but a bath with dried hops and bath foam, otherwise you face disappointment. The neck massage was nice, the hand wrap with plastic bags did not regenerate the cracked winter skin at all, but we appreciate that the lady who accompanied us took us to a room with a whirlpool and sunbeds, where we could lie for half an hour, relax and drink beer. The lady was very nice and gave us a lot of privacy. The whole area of ​​the spa smelled nice, the candles looked very nice on arrival, they have been repainted. The procedures seemed quite expensive to us, so we didn't try any more. The lady at the front desk was nice and helpful. Despite the described problems, we more or less enjoyed our stay, we found a lot of leisure activities in the beautiful town of Podebrady, which did not relate to the reviewed spas. I don't know if to recommend this spa (maybe with narrowed both eyes and after a long hesitation yes), but I can definitely recommend visiting Poděbrady.

Unfortunately these baths disappointed us a lot. The only good thing was a beer bath. We really enjoyed it, then the subsequent massage was fine, but we expected more. The lady was very nice, nice and was fun with her. But that somehow ended it. Further procedures for two were no longer available because they had too many people. Worst of all, but there was a room where we were staying. There was a terrible winter (full heating), and we slept in sweatpants and sweatshirts. According to the pictures we imagined something else, too. We stayed one night and the next morning we went home. We had a stay for two nights, but that someone would ask us why we are going home, if everything is OK, etc. Do not expect that. Breakfast was within the limits of classical as anywhere else. Parking at the house is also a miracle when you find a free space. The voucher for our partner restaurant was only from 5pm and we really did not want to wait there and we went home. Unfortunately, we really do not recommend these spas.

The neck massage while sitting on a chair lasted 7 minutes instead of 15 minutes. The bath was a place in a notified bathtub sitting in a tub, until we learned on the spot that we had to book a bathtub. Everything takes place in the basement. The chocolate bath for 1550 CZK was only water with a little cocoa powder, instead of drinking chocolate from the fountain was a glass of cocoa powder distributed in water. The orange bath was also just water that didn't smell like oranges, and a glass of juice diluted with water. Half board took the form of a voucher to a nearby restaurant, where two people can not fit up to CZK 300, so they pay extra. Parking is paid (200 CZK).

In a word, disaster. Dirt completely unreal, everything tangled, unwashed, flies on the windowsills that no one can clean. Terr. However, the crown was set by breakfast - completely sad, absolutely the cheapest aušus, no choice, old and hard pastries (only bread and rolls). The staff does not add, even though you still have an hour of breakfast in front of you, so they hide the food in front of you in the fridge (supposedly for tomorrow). There are no spoons, they go to the table to ask the guests ... during the coronavirus they wash and wash the dishes with a cloth, which they then throw on the dirty heating (instead of the dishwasher). Disgust.

Perfect accommodation in Apartments U Linhartu. Amazing beer bath, good neck massage, hand wrap and sews. Quite a perfect atmosphere and a great rest.

A little disappointing for us ..... Beer bath, with 15 min. neck massage, 15 min. relaxation and 25 min wrap on hands. So a wooden tub a beer bath with unlimited consumption of beer ... It was quite nice, but zero privacy. Although you are alone in one pleasant room, you can hear everything that is happening in the spa (the partitions are not up to the ceiling). Beer good, but it brutally foamed. 15 min. Neck massage disaster. You sit on the chair, the lady caresses you (it has nothing to do with massage) and she talks all the time. So it's a long way from relaxation. She's there alone, so she can't keep up. Relaxation - go get dressed and wait on the couch. That's all. Wrap your arms probably good, with the fact that you are actually sitting on the couch at the reception and welcoming new guests with gloves on. The food at a nearby restaurant was luxurious. Breakfast standard as everywhere else. Accommodation in the pension Homer was great. We expected much more for that money. We are not demanding, but this disappointed us.

Great approach, very nice staff, wonderful rest. TOP for me.

Beer spa - great. Massages and wraps, good enough. Clean and nice staff.